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The Stig بعض الأوصاف ل من TOP GEAR
The stig أشهر من نار على علم للي يتابعون برامج السيارات و أخص للي يتابعون توب جير
وللي ما يعرفه هو الي يجرب السيارات كلها في حلبه توب جير الخاصة
وجرمي كلاركسون دايما قبل بدايه التجربه يعطي كم وصف لهذا ستيق وهذولين بعضها
Some say....
* He was born in space.
* His favourite food is raw meat.
* He sleeps upside down like a bat.
* His sweat can be used to clean precious metals.
* His skin has the texture of dolphins.
* If you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts.
* He does not see like humans do, instead he sees numbers in green scrolling down (a reference to the The Matrix).
* He forages for wolves at night.
* He is scared of bells.
* He once punched a horse to the ground.
* His politics are terrifying.
* He lives in a tree.
* He was raised by wolves.
* He appears on high-value stamps in Sweden.
* His favourite philosopher is Immanuel Kant.
* He has no understanding of clouds.
* His earwax tastes like Turkish Delight.
* He is confused by stairs.
* He naturally faces magnetic north.
* He is illegal in 17 U.S. states.
* His heart ticks like a watch.
* All his legs are hydraulic.
* He can accumbularate.
* He appears on Japanese banknotes.
* There's an airport in Russia named after him.
* He is wanted by the CIA.
* His breath smells of magnesium.
* He can catch fish with his tongue.
* His tears are adhesive.
* If set alight, he'd burn for a thousand days.
* He is terrified of ducks.
* His voice can only be heard by cats.
* He has two sets of knees.
* He can swim seven lengths underwater.
* He has webbed buttocks.
* He can melt concrete on contact.
* He is more machine than man.
The sentence always ends with: "All we know is, he's called The Stig ".
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22-12-2005 , 10:10 AM
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