The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once

How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free

If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? "And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

حلللللللللللللوة!!!
شكلك حاقد على الحريم بششششششششششششششششكككككلل!!!!
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شو رايج .... لو اترجم النكت ؟؟؟؟؟

لا لا خرعت الشباب بالزواج

بس حلوه يقول انا ما زلت الحين ادفع

بعد شسوي

يقول المثل اذا ما خانتني الذاكرة شفتوا حتى الذاكره تخون

يقول ايش لك بالعرس وتوابعه

وسلامتكم اجمعين

نصيحة أخ لأخوانه من واحد مجرب و متوهق !!!!

ابعد عن الزواج غني له ...

على رايك يا جاسم اشلك بالعرس و عوار الراس

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