A man was in New York's central park, when a dog went wild and
> attacked a young boy. The man was able to grab the dog by the neck,
> pulling it off the boy and choking it to death.
>
> A reporter for the NY times comes to interview him, congratulating
> him on his act of heroism.
> He suggests the headline: New Yorker saves the life of a young boy!
>
> But, the man told him, I'm not from NY.
> Ok, then how about: American hero saves the day.
>
> But, the man told him, I'm not American.
> Then, where are you from? asked the reporter.
> I'm from Pakistan, the man answered.
>
> The next day the headlines read: MUSLIM FUNDAMENTALIST STRANGLES DOG IN CENTRAL PARK. FBI INVESTIGATING POSSIBLE LINKS TO AL QAEDA