Police

[بياع القلوب]

A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window,
The Police Officer: Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.
The man says: Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack.
The Police Officer: Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample.
The man says: I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death.
The Police Officer: Well, then, we need a urine sample.
The man says: I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar.
The Police Officer: All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line.
The man says: I can't do that, officer.
The Police Officer: Why not?
The man says: Because I'm drunk............!!!!!!!!!!

[aziz2000]

? Azzoz says : sir why u didn't come to my home

3amer : I don't know where is ur home !!

Azzoz : who is asking will not get lost

3amer : u know where is my places aziz

Azzoz : listen me ... if u did't come to me , i will break ur windows

:)

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صج عله :):):):):):):):):)

بس لو تكتبون بالعربي

منعا للإحراج :):):):):):):)

[بياع القلوب]

hi azia
3mer says that he will visit u soon :)




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من عيوني نكتب عربي :)

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