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A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window,
The Police Officer: Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.
The man says: Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack.
The Police Officer: Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample.
The man says: I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death.
The Police Officer: Well, then, we need a urine sample.
The man says: I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar.
The Police Officer: All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line.
The man says: I can't do that, officer.
The Police Officer: Why not?
The man says: Because I'm drunk............!!!!!!!!!!

[فتو]

حلوة! :)

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شكرا :)

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> > Two business men seated on an airplane noticed a
> Muslim man sitting in
> > front of them, one of the men says to the other
> with a wink, "I was going
> > to go to Africa until I found out that half the
> country is Muslim so don't
> > want to go there". The other man says, "Well how
> about Poland then?" The
> > first man says "No way, Poland is loaded with
> those Muslims too."
> >
> > The other man suggests a trip to the U.S. but his
> companion says "The
> > Muslims have spread out over the whole country
> every time I turn around
> > there I bump into one."
> >
> > The men are watching and can see that the Muslim
> man is fidgeting and
> > getting kind of agitated about their conversation.
> The fella who started
> > the teasing decides to really get him mad and says
> "I really wanted to go
> > to Pakistan but that place is crawling with
> Muslims"
> >
> > At this the Muslim man has had it and finally
> turns around in his seat and
sweetly says to the men, "Why don't you both go to
hell? I hear that there
aren't any Muslims there!

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فتو ؟؟
والله انك رهيبه
:):):)
هاهاهاها
حلوه مره :):)
شكرا

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After marrying a young woman, a ninety-six-year-old gentleman told his
doctor that they were expecting a baby.
Let me tell you a story," said the doctor. "An absent-minded fellow went
hunting, but instead of a gun, he picked up an umbrella. Suddenly a
bear charged him. Pointing his umbrella at the bear, he shot and killed it on
the spot." "Impossible!" the geezer exclaimed. "Somebody else must
have shot that bear." "EXACTLY!" replied the doctor.

[فتو]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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:)

ممكن اعرف ايش معنى اسمك - فتو ؟؟

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اسمي ما لو معنى....:::)