dont marry a PC engneer

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Advise : Dont marry a computer engineer....lool
Husband : (Returning late from work)
"Good Evening dear . . . . ., I'm now logged in."
Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband : Bad command or filename.
Wife: But I told you in the morning
Husband : Syntax Error. Abort?
Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband : Variable not found . . .
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want
to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers
or are you just being funny?
Husband : Too many parameters . . .
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot
like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are useless.
Husband : It's by Default.
Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband : File in use . . . Try later.
Wife: What is my value in the family.
Husband : Unknown Virus.

[unique]

nice story and funy

but im with you
dont marry a pc engneer
oh god maybe he will hac you :)

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thanks ....
:)