You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When
 

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This is my first participation
I hope you will enjoy it


You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When

You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked

You speed walk in your sleep

You answer the door before people knock

You just completed another sweater and you don't know how
to knit

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth

You sleep with your eyes open

You have to watch videos in fast-forward

The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake

"You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House

You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse
"and you don't even work there. "I felt like this once


The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse

"Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's coffee

You can jump-start your car without cables

You ski uphill


And much much more of funny disadvantages of drinking more coffee and less water if you are interested


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THAT'S ME:eek: