Jaz
26-03-2001, 04:33 PM
An American went to Spain for vacation. After a day of sightseeing, he stopped at a local restaurant. While sipping his whine he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious platter being served at the next table. It looked and smelled wonderful. So he asked the waiter:" What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied:"Ah senior! you have excellent taste. Those are bull's testicales from the bullfight this morning. A delicacy!"
The American hesitated for a moment when he knew the origin of the dish but then said :"What the hell. I'm on vacation bring me a dish of that."
But the waiter replied :"I'm sorry senor. There is only one dish every day since there is only one bullfight every morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order we will be sure to serve you this delicacy."
The next morning, the American came early, placed his order and was served this one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said :"These are much
much smaller than the ones you served yesterday"
The waiter promptly replied :"Si senor. Sometimes the bull wins!!!"
The waiter replied:"Ah senior! you have excellent taste. Those are bull's testicales from the bullfight this morning. A delicacy!"
The American hesitated for a moment when he knew the origin of the dish but then said :"What the hell. I'm on vacation bring me a dish of that."
But the waiter replied :"I'm sorry senor. There is only one dish every day since there is only one bullfight every morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order we will be sure to serve you this delicacy."
The next morning, the American came early, placed his order and was served this one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said :"These are much
much smaller than the ones you served yesterday"
The waiter promptly replied :"Si senor. Sometimes the bull wins!!!"