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الورده الناعمه
18-02-2005, 03:36 AM
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.



GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...




GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??




GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple




BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
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I love this Gilr



BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??




WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes

out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman somethin It goes in both ears

and comes out of the mouth.




MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,

Peter?

PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.





Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"

Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".





Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"

Pupil : "The moon".

Teacher : "Why?"

Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it

but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".





Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when

people are no longer interested?"

Pupil : "A teacher".





Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"

Sam : "It's a family tradition".

Teacher : "What do you mean?"

Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".

Teacher : "What about your mother?"

Sam : "She's a woman".

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^
this is not fair




Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"

Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".






I hope U like these answers ...

and I wish U all the best


**NAGMTK**

shahnaz
20-02-2005, 08:29 PM
WooOooW :eek:

Womderful Smart Answers... :banana:

We wait for more ..

Thank you .. الورده الناعمه :)

الورده الناعمه
25-02-2005, 04:56 PM
hello shahnaz
I have not see you for ages hahahaha
any way how are you??and
thank you